Limerick day

Dear settlers!

The king on your island came across a limerick and was so enamored with it.

There’s this general named Tremble Beard,
Bandits once said, "He is as we feared! --
Rain of flaming arrows,
Attacks from the shadows,
Comes to his aid when he strokes his beard.”

He wants more and is willing to reward anyone who can come up with a limerick that will catch his fancy.

He has designated this day a limerick day on the island!

A limerick is a poem consisting of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines should only have five to seven syllables; they too must rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.

Submit your limerick on this thread and you can receive a Prestigious Friend Buff to share with a friend if the king likes it.

Have fun!
BB_Sious